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Mr_Girth_Brooks's Recent Statuses
Fri, 12-Jan-24 10:23 PM (128 days ago)
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Can't believe I've been on this site for 15 years holy shit.
lennynatural and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I know, 16years for me. holy shit LOL
(128 days ago)
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And premium for all those tears
(128 days ago)
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Congrrats!!
(128 days ago)
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Fri, 12-Jan-24 4:56 AM (129 days ago)
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Ladies what sort of pics so you like to see from men?
Do
(129 days ago)
I love a good tease tbh smile
(129 days ago)
Anything except dick pics.
(129 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 4:12 AM (132 days ago)
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Think I just posted my best pic ever I'm feeling sexy 😆
Tue, 9-Jan-24 12:59 AM (132 days ago)
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A dang blizzard gonna hit Texas next week we ain't ready for all that 😮
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They might be hideing something about climate change.
(132 days ago)
I was amazed that how could The Alamo could be under show a short while ago...
(132 days ago)
We have some snow,not a lot but any is more than enough for me good luck there brooks smile
(132 days ago)
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Yeah I'll be fine hopefully the power will stay on
(132 days ago)
Oh I certainly do hope so.
(132 days ago)
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Sun, 7-Jan-24 3:21 AM (134 days ago)
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How do you block another user on here?
Go to the ''Your NN'' tab.
(134 days ago)
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There are unfortunately some people in this world that not only need blocking on this site, but blocking from the human race.
(134 days ago)
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Thanks everyone for your help
(134 days ago)
It's the last thing under your profile picture
(134 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
The newest features are pretty sophisticated, you can choose to block just pics, or whatever. It’s a sad thing that it’s needed by some.
(134 days ago)
Sat, 6-Jan-24 11:47 PM (134 days ago)
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Poles and holes everywhere 😆
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Love the name 😂
(134 days ago)
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You gotta hole, I gotta pole baby, you gotta hole, I gotta pole girl......
(134 days ago)
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Lol thanks Freckles
(134 days ago)
Smitten we just have to introduce the two of them.
(134 days ago)
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That’s a club I’d join!
(134 days ago)
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Sat, 6-Jan-24 4:32 PM (135 days ago)
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Back to 40 days without a drink and feeling like myself again. I'm going to beat this deadly addiction I'm going to two meetings a day and praying and reading books on recovery every day.
Other than having the flu and a cough for 3 weeks, I'm finally recovered. Thanks for asking. smile
(133 days ago)
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Aw damn glad you're better I had covid last month but it was far more milder than when I had it in 2021
(133 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Thanks, GB. Glad you're OK. I haven't had it yet and pray I never do.
(133 days ago)
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I had covid as well,only out of commission 2 weeks,fairly mild...wow JG that's a long time to be down with the flu,glad you feel better smile
(133 days ago)
Thanks, Adele. There is a lot of this whatever it is going around. NYC, London and probably in a town near you. Mask up!
(133 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 6:26 AM (242 days ago)
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You coming to bed, baby?
Not until you've changed the sheets
(242 days ago)
Sun, 17-Sep-23 4:44 AM (246 days ago)
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I'll knock the stuffing out that English muffin
Thu, 7-Sep-23 3:23 AM (256 days ago)
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You want a man with a slow hand 🎶
Fbvines likes this
At my age all you get is slow.
(256 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Sep-23 2:15 AM (256 days ago)
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"Unlimited breadsticks" my ass they eventually closed and they said I had to go home 😤
Sat, 2-Sep-23 1:24 AM (261 days ago)
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20 weeks without booze today!
Quit but I had to before it killed me or I ended up in prison.
(261 days ago)
I stopped for 8 years then had a heart attack so figured wtf. No spirits or beer anymore just low alcohol wine
(261 days ago)
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Awesome!
(261 days ago)
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Congratulations!
(261 days ago)
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Congratulations! About 10 hours for me. I should quit again. But then I wake up, look around…🤣
(261 days ago)
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Thu, 31-Aug-23 6:20 PM (263 days ago)
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The lady who waxed my balls told me I had a nice package and showed me her vagina that she had just waxed herself. I'm an idiot so I left without getting her number or anything 🙃
lennynatural likes this
Lol bottom it really wasn't as painful as I expected
(263 days ago)
Dugh! Won't be able to watch Karate Kid with Miagui and not think of that comment Ellefoxie! 😕
(262 days ago)
Mr_Girth_Brooks likes this
Pics or it didn't happen, Mr. Brooks.
(262 days ago)
thyknlong and Mr_Girth_Brooks like this
Jersey girl I will gladly post my bald nuts afterwards 🤪
(262 days ago)
Feckin' eejit 😂😂
(262 days ago)
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Thu, 31-Aug-23 3:50 PM (263 days ago)
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Shake it like a polaroid picture
Makes me all emulsional
(263 days ago)
Relaxer just wanna be a mayonnaise. 😜
(262 days ago)
I use to be a screenprinter. I wore my emulsions on my sleeve.
(262 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Dirty .. devil
(262 days ago)
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laugh
(262 days ago)
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Thu, 31-Aug-23 12:42 AM (263 days ago)
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I can roll my tongue into a three leaf clover ☘️
Wed, 30-Aug-23 8:38 AM (264 days ago)
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Do pics in the piercings and tats category have to be nudes?
Same photos rules apply.
(264 days ago)
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K thanks Kat 😊
(264 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Mr GB, I missed specifying nudity & sexual suggestive rules don't apply to pix posted as profile pix or in personal folder.
(264 days ago)
Tue, 29-Aug-23 11:04 PM (264 days ago)
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Ok I added half my face lol
Tue, 29-Aug-23 4:22 PM (265 days ago)
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All my Florida friends stay safe!
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Mon, 28-Aug-23 4:37 PM (266 days ago)
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💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 🍌📞
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I got it.. "if u are rich, use bananas to make calls"
(266 days ago)
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Sun, 27-Aug-23 2:03 AM (267 days ago)
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All of the tress around here are dropping their leaves. It's been over 100 every day for about 8 weeks
Can't you glue them back on? *Save the trees*
(267 days ago)
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Haha. If only...time just flies by in the blink of any eye 😭
(267 days ago)
So let the good times roll before you say goodbye...
(267 days ago)
You've counted 100 leaves dropping every day? smile
(267 days ago)
Sat, 26-Aug-23 10:53 PM (267 days ago)
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Bustin' makes me feel good 🎵
Fri, 25-Aug-23 6:03 PM (269 days ago)
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Sound system gonna bring me back up yeah 🎵
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Fri, 25-Aug-23 6:56 AM (269 days ago)
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Sorry for trauma dumping on the timeline 😆
You can comment on your own status, avoids confusion. Sucks getting dumped.
(269 days ago)
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Fri, 25-Aug-23 4:18 AM (269 days ago)
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My friend with benefits dumped me for being too sexy. Not a joke she is very religious and doesn't want lust controlling her life. She said that's impossible around me. I'm ok this is like the third t
The third time we've been friends with benefits and then broke it off. I'm in alcohol recovery and not supposed to start any new relationships in the first year.
(269 days ago)
Thu, 24-Aug-23 11:16 PM (269 days ago)
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Got my name changed this site rocks!
Kat yes someone is already named Girth_Brooks
(269 days ago)
I can see joined 8-Jul-13, last logged in 18-Jul-13. 33 views. They'll be back shortly! 😜😂
(269 days ago)
They're just easing into the site Kat
(269 days ago)
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Lol
(269 days ago)
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Taking the scenery route.
(269 days ago)
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