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| Sunday, April 14, 2024, 5:24:35 PM- Pithy | ||||
I wanted to say something pithy today. And then I thought - just what exactly does pithy mean? So I looked it up. I'm not going to tell you the definition, you can look that up if you want to know. At that moment, you will know that I have indeed said something pithy today. ~ | ||||
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| Saturday, April 13, 2024, 6:01:25 PM- Doggie dreams | ||
We should be more like dogs. Except for the part of sniffing everyone's butt and licking our self in public and pissing on trees, bushes and poles. But you could growl and bite people you don't like and hump legs and lick faces, so not that bad after all. ~ | ||
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| Friday, April 12, 2024, 7:18:55 PM- Well, damn | ||
Wouldn't you know it? After 24 hours of rain (6 inches!) and me finally digging the inflatable raft out of storage, the rain stops and the sun comes out. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 11, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Worth a try | ||
A long time ago I got this idea in my head about cutting down on wars by making everyone fight them naked. My thinking was that people's natural insecurities about their bodies would make them shy away from participating. The idea has yet to catch on, so I thought of something a little more palpable. Everyone who can go one week without any violence towards their fellow human beings gets a free meal at their choice of eatery. That one could work. It's worth a try. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 10, 2024, 6:57:17 PM- Don't tell | ||
I stopped believin' for a while this morning. Journey is going to be pissed if they find out. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, April 9, 2024, 7:00:25 PM- Might happen | ||
We need to start having mixers for Odd Sock Day. Single people might be able to find a mate that way. ~ | ||
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| Monday, April 8, 2024, 6:13:21 PM- ??? | ||
Quick question: Will all of those people viewing the solar eclipse today get a sunburn? Or just a partial one? ~ | ||
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| Saturday, April 6, 2024, 6:01:56 PM- Can't do it | ||||
Even though I'm from Indiana, I just can't bring myself to root for a school whose initials spell P.U. ~ | ||||
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| Friday, April 5, 2024, 7:21:29 PM- Thought for the day | ||
"Thought without action is dangerous. Action without thought is deadly." ~ Hall Of Fame NBA legend Bill Russell ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 4, 2024, 6:31:30 PM- Instant Karma | ||||
I was a witness: I was visiting an old friend the other day. We were watching a ballgame on t.v. while his wife was preparing dinner. She was nice enough to bring us a couple of cold drinks. As she turned to go back to the kitchen, my friend, who had already had a few cold drinks before I arrived, said to her: "honey, your ass is getting huge." She didn't say a word, just walked back to the kitchen. After a couple of minutes she returned. Lightening quick, she brought a cast iron skillet from behind her and hit my friend in the head with it, then turned around quietly and returned to the kitchen. I helped my friend back to a sitting position on the sofa, offered my apologies for having to leave, and got the Hell out of there. You see, I was thinking the same thing about his wife... and I left before I could find out if she was a mind reader. ~ | ||||
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